do you think it’s ok to fart in the OR? I assume it’s not a problem...– ASdkhsjfhLOLOLOLOL TEARS DOWN MY FACE
“On October 31, the 7 billionth person is projected to be born.” truly the scariest thing I’ve heard this Halloween.
Shaq as Shaquita singing Beyonce for Halloween LOLLLLLL WUT. POSTING THIS FOR AMBER LOLLL
maybe I’ll be Annie from Community for Halloween. all I need is a push-up bra and a headband.
today I realized that my least favorite people are those who complainabrag
I’m pretty sure my mom is making some bomb-ass food tonight since my cousin from China is visiting us, BUT I CAN’T CARE BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sometime after the ’90s, “Quirky Eccentric Weird Chick” became the new Bimbo....– Daniel O’Brien disembowels romantic comedies and the lunacy they have bestowed upon the American public. (via Cracked.com) I love that this was tagged “Zooey Deschanel”