September 2011
adding Happy Endings, Up All Night, and Suburgatory to the list of shows I don’t actually care about enough to watch when they’re on TV but will watch on Hulu the next day while I’m eating lunch
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CUTEST EVERRRRR
apparently to the EPA, “we’re coming to your school for recruitment!” means “come to our booth and we’ll hand you a brochure and send you on your way.”
at least I kind of tricked/forced the guy to take my resume. #uselessday
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physics has officially been downgraded from “oh hey I might actually get a decent grade in this” to “fuck it, I only need a D to pass and then I can graduate”
“First-come, first-served: two fresh, 1-pound, head-on filleted bass. Now in the...”
– We received this message on our all-newsroom messaging system. This explains the dead fish in the office kitchen. (via washingtonpoststyle)
this sounds like something that would happen at my dad’s work since his coworkers are a bunch of rednecks who go fishing every weekend
“It’s that whole flowery sundress, nerdy horn-rims, bicycle basket,...”
– Hank Stuever explains what he finds so awful about Zooey Deschanel in his look at the horridness of female characters in television’s fall lineup. (via washingtonpoststyle)
TRUFAX, PREACH, AMEN, ETC
